MEMORABLE QUOTES FROM AFS

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MEMORABLE QUOTES ABOUT STATISTICS

A statistician is a mathematician broken down by age and sex

Numbers are to paint what statisticans are to artists.

Art may fade but STATISTICS endures.

I do not fear statistics, I fear the lack of statistics.

Statisticians keep statistics.

Statisticians do it by the numbers and to the numbers.

ScitsitatS spelt backward is STATISTICS.

If you're soo smart why didn't you major in statistics.

You are statistically significant

I never met a statistic I didn't like.

There is no such thing as bad statistics , just bad statisticians.

When in doubt , use statistics.

Statisticians , like all scientists, overemphasize the utility of their tools

The real world is always more complex than the simple statistical model.

Numbers are to statisticans what paint is to artists.

Statisticians are to numbers what Ventriloquists are to dummies.

Statisticians do it with numbers.

If you think lawyers lie, try statistics.

Statisticians do it by the numbers.

Statistics are numbers looking for an arguement.

The mother of all statistical programs. AUTOBOX

You are statistically insignificant

I have never met a statistic I didn't like.

There's no such thing as a bad statistic.

Paint is to art as numbers are to statisticans.

Statistics are like lamposts,they are often used for support rather than light

If you want to really lie use statistics.

Statisticians take a lot of numbers and reduce them to one number.

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

Isn't Statistics just wonderful!

There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics. -- Disraeli

Statisticians probably do it.

Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.

When all else fails, use statistical reasoning.

"The only thing we have to fear is Statistics."

Did you ever hear of a kid playing statistician, even if he wanted to be one.

Smoking is a leading cause of statistics.

Man without statistics is like a fish without a bicycle.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.

Statisticians think about it while counting numbers.

Ultimately, everyone must learn Statistics. There is no escape!